Convincingly Freddie Mercury
- Fairy Mercury
- Jan 8
- 19 min read
Updated: 1 day ago
Post New Year's Eve Message From Fairy
Hello dears. I spent New Year's Day hung over and fucked so hard!!
I'm sorry for anyone who doesn't have fan club membership to my fan club site. They're missing A LOT! I danced as a Geisha with the delectable Rudy Pavlova during my performance of Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together) and loads of other exciting surprises. You can see it all on video, ONLY exclusively in the fan club site for fan club members only. The entire 1 1/2 hour concert I performed in Osaka (Japan) up to the New Year countdown.
My Japanese honies, you were truly wonderful!
I had so much fun and I will hate to leave Japan. But I will return during my spring/summer tour!! I got to meet many of you. I asked several a suggestion of the next blog title. I loved the marvellous idea of naming it 'Convincingly Freddie Mercury'. So shall it be. Then we will have the exciting 'Behind The Scenes' exclusive my manager/PR man briefly mentioned. More on that soon, dears. * pouts * We will be leaving Japan for England tomorrow.
More, then, once we've arrived and get settled after our 4 weeks in Japan.
xx Fairy Mercury
Featured Video
... for the obvious reasons.
'Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together)'
The ever so elegant glam rock queen Fairy Mercury flawlessly performing the Japanese song of Queen. The video was created by Fairy and the Russian ballet danseur Pavlova, who appears along with live foot of Fairy throughout. Below is partial what Pavlova had to say about making of the video:
The lovely part where she clenches gloved hand, I choreographed it to go along with her effeminate vocals singing '...though I hold the flower that touches you'. The song is beautiful. It reminds me of ballet. Disappointingly and surprisingly not written by her beloved idol Freddie Mercury (who adored Japan) but the guitarist. Footage of myself from one of my (less tragic) ballet productions, I add to part 'they'd say we're all fools, and we don't understand'. She was so very lovely becoming ... shy ... purring, 'where did you get that, Rudy darling?!'
The footage of her throughout, is breathtakingly effeminate and androgynous creature. The love of my life. Fairy being from India (as her idol) speaks Hindi and Japanese fluently. She effortlessly sang both English and Japanese lyrics with perfect Freddie Mercury emulated 'delicate vocals' - as Freddie's vocals were described as on the song. -- Pavlova
You can read the full making of the video on pages: Pouncing And Pooving with continuation on Repertoire
**Note: Be sure to unmute the volume! Bottom right music symbol on video.
Oh goodness, my dears, we've spent the past, at least, 5 weeks on my fan club site, it feels a bit strange posting to my public site. I'm not even sure what to post since we've been discussing so much of my time in Japan. So I suppose I'll start with this. Hilarious highlights.
My authorized buyer, Francis James Boyd, comparing himself to Rudy Pavlova and failing miserably. I wish I kept my manager/PR man's response to it. Second highlight, one of you, my dear fans, posting in the fan club comments: 'oh who cares! B-O-R-I-N-G! When are we going to hear from and about the queen of glam rock and the lord of dance? No one cares to reciprocate the imposter of that old gel's fake friendship of 'shares'
I mean, I laughed so hard over the comment!! Me and Rudy Pavlova being like ....
Seriously, you can't help but to sympathize. Because I can imagine how embarrassing and frustrating it would be to have that weird 'internet issue' of right twats thinking you're doing all that and the real you isn't. It would be so unbelievably awkward.
The other highlight was company ... this man saying to Rudy Pavlova, 'Well, Rudolf, I met the devil, twice, as a matter of fact, and can't say I was impressed either time. So much for the element of surprise.' Then Rudy (who is so fucking sexy) breathes in his broken English Russian accent, 'Hell will never freeze over because there is no such thing, yes?' I mean, it was almost as if they were talking in code or something, because he noticed me in the room and said, 'we change subject, yes? We discuss lovely exotic creature who has graced us with her presence.' So we ended up discussing our time in Japan. Which I loved dearly! I can hardly wait to return on my spring/summer tour.
Then the final highlight, that cheeky sod manager/PR man of mine (Jorge Schumann) who I am on the verge of firing (not really) and his foolish 'Convincingly Rudolf Nureyev...' caption he put under the one photo. Oh yes, I noticed it, Jorge!! *wink, wink.
I shall leave you with this video, dears. Next time, we will be revealing details on the new feature 'Behind The Scenes'
Fairy Mercury's First Ever Self Produced Video!!
The video consists of Fairy performing:
In The Lap Of The Gods (live, Dresden, Germany)
In The Lap Of The Gods ... Revisited (live, Berlin, Germany)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Somebody To Love
You can read the making of the video on the page Don't Stop Me Now
Features exclusive onstage and offstage footage of Fairy and Pavlova.
命は短し、夢は永遠 — Inochi wa mijikashi, yume wa eien
(English translation from Japanese: life is short, dreams are forever)
The glam rock queen Fairy Mercury's Japanese fans say that 'her' looks and performances
are convincingly Freddie Mercury. The blog will be gradually added onto.
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Many of you will be excited about 'Behind The Scenes' exclusive. It will be candid 'stories behind' things such as photos, things written/posted, video, etc. on Fairy and myself. It will be insights from entourage and others.
As her adoring fans know, Fairy likes to read. This is funny, and I decided to share it now, not wait for weekend, recent book she has been reading ... she startles me and I nearly spill Russian vodka I was very much enjoying all over myself as she screams and throws the book, lovely sibilant purr gasping, 'Whaaaat?! I can't believe it!! This book has you in it, Rudy darling!!!' My first thoughts was me doing 'Nureyev humour' thinking ongoing joke we were doing in fan club site, when I tell my femmka half jokingly, 'why they never make secret son book about me?' Aloud, I ask my femmka, 'about me? What they write about me?! Who thinks they are worthy?'
What your 'divine lush creature' star and myself will post about next on new blog post, will be of this and it will include screenshots from the part of book. Oh well, as British say 'might as well take the piss' or however it goes. Remember in past, silly girl asks me why all Russian names have a 'v' in them? Oddly enough, this author even mentions that in the book ... Всему своё время, Pavlova
My dears, you seriously want to read the upcoming the delectable Rudy Pavlova wrote of. I guess I was being a right carrying on tart. Silly girl! ... Secret son ongoing joke in the fan club site we've been doing, never gets old. I am glad all of you are entertained by it. Oh, but we do need to be careful on revealing too many details about your mysterious self, you sexy Russian ... * wink, wink.
(Me upstaging my manager/PR man's PR efforts) Behind The Scenes points out all the 'cryptic' we do, for those of you, my darlings, who miss any of it. I mean, we don't want to be entertaining ourselves, do we? HA!! Me being cryptic ...
While you're waiting for the ... ahem ... exciting continuation of the above ....
Loyal Subjects, we bet you didn't expect this!! Check out the newest article on Fairy, as we press on with marketing efforts for her and her public website!!
Hello once again, dears. I decided to pull myself away from the fan club site to quickly post to my public site. Sorry for the delay in what we're trying to do in getting the public site active again. For you curious honies, yes, Rudy Pavlova is the one ... trying ... to have the Haze Theatre Pinterest account. Then there is my Pinterest account. Any way, he tries to entertain me by re-pinning pins about black cats. As you know, I have my five black kitties which I have posted much about. This was funny and adorable, while he was in the midst of 'pinning' very silly black cat pins, he came across this beautiful black obsidian cat sculpture.
I am going to 'pin' it on my Pinterest account. He is going to buy the topaz eyes one for me!! Meanwhile, be patient and, hopefully, we'll be on over the weekend. xx Fairy
Fairy Mercury Performing Queen's
Keep Yourself Alive
Lily Of The Valley
My Fairy King
Choreographed by Russian ballet danseur Pavlova, who also appears throughout,
the glam rock queen Fairy Mercury's incarnate to '70s Freddie Mercury in various concert footage shines.
The divine lush creature's mock-up Queen band help Fairy to tackle 'My Fairy Queen'
'My lyrics and songs are mainly fantasies. I make them up.
They are not down to earth, they're kind of airy-fairy '
Freddie Mercury (circa 1970s)
The songs 'Lily Of The Valley' and 'My Fairy King' are examples of Freddie's 'air-fairy' lyrics.
The (1970s) Freddie Mercury lookalike, Fairy Mercury, absolutely kills the performances!
Making of the video can be read on pages: Airy-Fairy and Dearie Me
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Fairy's adoring fans, whenever you watch the video she posted, be sure to watch to the very end. Where her lovely whispery sibilant purr speaks of playing by ear. I always find it very ... arousing ... especially when she purrs in my ear or speaks while we are having sex. Considering some people who most likely are reading ... (those 'important people') I will stop there. To Fairy, yes, we must be careful in revealing too much or else I will no longer be secret. I love you, my heart's desire. My alluring Fairy.
Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: I'm laughing so hard right now. Pavlova, too bad you couldn't have been lame by just going by 'R' and no one knows wtf you even look like, so everyone can laugh over your failed stupidity that's not even believable. At least you have a name and everyone knows what you look like and you're believable.
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Photographer, when are you going to start Behind The Scenes section? My femmka's adoring fans anxiously await it. I am going to get Kyra Vaslavovna Nijinsky (the great legendary Vaslav Nijinsky's daughter) to write book on how I am secret son and I better not reveal anymore. Nureyev and Freddie were very much in love and their ... secret ... relationship (briefly mentioned in several books) started during Queen's legendary '76 Hyde Park concert ... I reveal no more. That book my femmka is reading, that fool author left out 'ev' out of all the v's in Russian names. The greatest unsurpassable ballet legend ever Nureyev. Who I am destined to become. The lord of dance.
-- Fairy Mercury -- Rudy darling, that was when the film Nureyev starred in Valentino was released. Why Freddie wrote 'Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy' - inspired by the film. One of the lines in it: 'I'll be your Valentino just for you'. According to that 'Mr X' idiot and several others of those 'important people' that you know (who actually knew Nureyev and Freddie) Nureyev secretively attended the Hyde Park concert. 💕
Me performing the song - live off soundboard - during one of my many concerts.
Speaking of tours ... get ready to be excited, dears! If you haven't already seen it on the site's news ticker: In two more months, April, begins the glam rock Killer Queen Fairy Mercury's 2026 spring/summer tour! Fairy will be embarking on the Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together) tour. Four of the tour dates will see the glam rock Killer Queen touring Japan for the first time.🪭👘
Hello dears. Talking about laughing so hard ... (mmm, 'so hard' ... I know something that I wish was 'so hard' right now) Right. Ever since Friday, the last time my public site was posted to, well, Greg, you seriously do need to get the Behind The Scenes feature up and running. There are already so many things that could be posted on it. Such as my much appreciated fans catching the delectable Rudy Pavlova's hilarious sarcasm about Nijinsky's daughter, who died in 1998. 'How the bloody hell can she write about our glam rock queen's princely ballet danseur being 'secret son' if she died in 1998?! If any of you other fans caught it, it was too obvious him taking the piss out of laughable unbelievable shit'
This comment (from, of course, the fan club comments was posted by Bernie Spencer in Bristol).
Aww, forever thank you for the lovely things all of you post in the fc comments about my videos, dears. It inspires me. Now, another laugh. My authorized buyer, Francis James Boyd is on holiday. I phoned him, not letting him live it down, his comparing himself to Rudy Pavlova. Brief details. He was in a chat with my manager/PR man Jorge Schumann. He wrote something on the lines of 'that's what sits me aside from Pavlova' and went on from there (the rest isn't worth mentioning). Jorge replied something on the lines of different upbringing and Francis replied something like Pavlova being like a naughty school boy being defiant towards his governess. Rudy was made to respect that Dame Eleanor. I laughed so hard and I had Rudy read it. Rudy, tell my darling fans what you told me after you read it.
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - My femmka and I were laughing. I tell her, nothing like reading these fools discussing us. (Yet, we do it to them. Deliberately. Then wait for a reaction from them, such as what we are doing now). What is that old fool talking about? He behaves as if he is nobleman bred. As for 'defiant naughty school boy toward governess'. That Dame Eleanor was strict. My, how shall I say? Brief 'history' has been discussed on pages:
As for Kyra Vaslavovna Nijinsky. I met year after Rudolf Nureyev died (1992). As fans know, he died a year after Freddie died. Kyra Vaslavovna Nijinsky was 79 then. I was a mere age 11.
I had known her well up to 1998 when she died at age 84. Then, I was 16.
Fairy, photographer seems lazy. Perhaps you and I should get Behind The Scenes, how they say? Up and running. Yes?
-- Fairy Mercury -- We should. I know he was going to start it off with an interview with Jorge and behind the scenes things about Jorge doing the PR for my public site. It sounded exciting and my darling fans have been very anxious for it to come about. HA! A funny thought just came to me, Rudy, maybe he's in one of his diva moods. I should contact him and ask him what's going on.
Face It, It's Cyberstalking
(message soon to be deleted by Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio)
Fairy contacted me as was posted above. I decided to post a statement on it. You know, the old getting things off your chest type thing. I'll start with that 'internet issue' to get the boring topic out of the way. I felt sorry for that elderly woman/fan being treated like a bullied victim over stupidity the real her wasn't even doing. You know, too obviously the snoopy freaks out there were thinking she was being an awkward weirdo trying to 'friend' them and 'sharing' things we are doing on Fairy's site, etc. - on the internet.
Someone pointed this out and none of us in Fairy's camp even thought of it. So I'd like to thank the person for saying it. Who/whatever is doing that craziness - pretending to be that fan/elderly woman obviously won't quit doing it just as long as what they are doing is being given attention - making their predatory bs, pretending to be that woman invasively 'sharing' what you guys are doing online, out of superstar/cast in spotlight. That includes all the snoopy asses out there snooping into it, instead of blocking it. How do you not know the crazy what/whoever is actually profitting over doing it. Each and every time one of the cyberstalking snoops out there are snooping into it. That thought is disgusting.
Face it, snooping into the asshole who/whatever is doing it's bs would be classifed as cyberstalking. We think the cyberstalkers of the world better block it and quit giving the asshole bully superstar posing up as that elderly fan/woman their superstar attention.
As Fairy stressed in that message, it IS NOT coming from the real that woman and leave her alone about it. Actually, it's not only her, but us as well. Because Fairy has endured a lot of bs due to it. Asses being mean towards him (cruel unforgivable analytics bs, freak show media and their ugly ass boring famous freaks, etc.), asshole attention seeking emails and the asshole cruel memes email the site's email recieved of some ass making fun of Fairy and Freddie.
As the person who pointed out what they did said in it (I'll copy/paste that part): 'It brings to mind a murderer who obsessively looks at asshole news to see if their murders are being talked about - giving them superstar attention for it. I seriously think anyone out there receiving any of it should block it. Make it be the last it's discussed, take away who/whatever is doing it's attention' THAT is exactly what we intend to do.
Anyone who is into marketing or familiar with it knows about what I believe is called 'automations'. Where a business will put anyone they do business with on a mailing list and off and on email the people on that list. A marketing strategy to 'enhance customer engagement'. Idiots think we're doing that even and we aren't!! We don't force Fairy and the site onto anyone. We're not into that type of annoying marketing. So if you're receiving anything that appears to be coming from us - BLOCK IT!! Only Fairy's fans who have fan club membership and are signed up for the newsletter are the only ones who should be getting anything from us. Otherwise, it's coming from 'old fraudy' as we've taken up calling that asshole issue.
I'll try not to make this long. The thing I want to address you fans were complaining about. Why does Pavlova seem to be always overshadowing Fairy - it's suppose to be Fairy's site and fame. Well, I showed Fairy the concern MANY of you expressed and were discussing in the fan club comments. Let's see, one of you pointed out: 'he (Pavlova) gets called 'sexy', 'delectable', his physique gets talked about, etc. and Fairy hardly gets anything as if s/he's an ugly duckling. Never 'lusted after'. We're sick of it! It's not as if we don't like Pavlova, but I thought this was about Fairy who we are fans of! It's almost as if all the talk/attention on Fairy is reserved for the fan club site. Once those guys make attempts to get the public site going it's almost as if Fairy is supposed to be treated like underdog, used to exult Pavlova with nothing hardly in return!! You know, like how straight asshole's films usually go. The asshole pricks get all the action roles while their cunts get all the passive roles. It's almost as if Fairy is being treated like a passive bore given two bit parts. And we DON'T care to hear about Jorge Schumann or Francis Boyd either! Uh... interview with Jorge Schumann doing PR for the site. Are you kidding?!'
We're glad you guys speak up and out about things. Don't ever think you shouldn't voice any dissatisfaction. Fairy doesn't want to lose her audience/fans, that's for sure. And the only way to improve is to address things that fans aren't pleased with. Since I am not Fairy and I can only speak for myself, I have actually noticed this particular complaint myself. Because several times I've tried to talk about 'behind the scenes' of photographing Fairy - stories behind particular photos or video footage, or backstage stuff (satin knickers candid pictured on this post, I could be telling about....) and it gets overshadowed. The topic quickly changed. It's one reason why you guys hardly hear from me contributing to the site anymore. Frankly, I've been hurt and offended by it. When Fairy contacted me on why I wasn't getting the Behind The Scenes section up and running, I told him all that I have written and showed him that thread in the comments section of you guys voicing your upset. So Fairy told me that he'd think it all over, take all of it into consideration and think up a different approach to change things. We'll see ...
Btw, thank you fans for blocking that asshole issue. Again, as we stressed on the fan club, if you guys want things you KNOW are actually coming from the real us - from Fairy, sign up for the newsletter AND actually come to the site!!! ....
Cheers! Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio
From Jorge Schumann (Manager/PR for FM) - Greg, thank you for all that. I hope it did get things off your chest. You should have said something way sooner about what you expressed concerning yourself, instead of 'bottling it up' as the saying has it. I'm sorry you felt insulted and offended. Rightfully so. As Fairy's manager and Public Relations, it is my duty to address things such as this. For one thing, we do hope you fans do have an understanding of how entertainment works. Fairy can't very well do everything and that includes public relations for self. Promoting her. That would come off as egocentric! What I do (mainly on the homepage) is what a public relations manager does for an entertainer. Much of it involves 'hype' - trying to capture the audience's attention.
Now I am not trying to be mean in saying this, scolding you guys or anything. But I seriously don't get the attack on me. It's not as though we're talking about me myself!! Before jumping to conclusions, the interview thing was going to be me telling about what it's like to manage and do public relations for Fairy. Such as Fairy giving me info. 'don't make me boring' quote of Freddie that Fairy told me when I took up managing and PR. So, we are going to scrap that. As you guys know, I used to be assistant stage director at Haze Theatre. Assisting the stage director (also Pavlova valet) Mr. Ron Craster. I no longer do that now that I took on duties of managing Fairy along with PR a few months ago. I ask that you fans knock off the drama and coming to conclusions. Because that causes hurt feelings and it discourages. Most of all - Fairy - your star. Who is sick with flu and also upset over what Greg posted about that he discussed with Fairy.
To Greg - I like what you highlighted in what you posted about that damn internet issue. Because that 'automations' shit is spammy. Many email (such as Gmail) views it as spam and will send it into the spam folder. Things considered as that annoying automations as follows:
a company who sends baiting for feedback emails, a company to keeps sending percentage off our services!! emails, etc. Automations are sat up (much like bots) to be sent at a chosen amount of time by a company. Such as, if I were to set up automated emails to be sent out to my mailing list of people every two weeks about one annoying thing or another. Basically to pathetically remind my mailing list of people of my annoying existence. Greg is right, we don't believe in that annoying 'spam' shit and as he stated, if anyone is receiving anything that appears to be coming from us - guess what? It's NOT as much as it's not coming from that woman. BLOCK IT!! Enough on that. As Greg said, we're not giving old fraudy internet issue superstar any more of it's negative attention - influencing cyberstalking and cruel bs behaviour - such as gay hate.
So once Fairy gets better, the spring/summer tour will be discussed and I'm going to have a talk with Mr. Hastings and try to boost up his confidence in hopes he will talk about 'behind the scenes' things on video footage and photos he's shot of the ever so elegant Fairy Mercury. Thank each and every single one of you for your support and fandom of Fairy.
Jorge Schumann, Manager/PR for FM
Geoff Stafford (FM fan club president / avid FM fan): Mr. Schumann and Mr. Hastings (especially), I hope you guys don't mind me coming off the fan club site to post. I get many DMs from fans complaining about what Mr. Hastings has decided to address. They keep urging me to get on the public site because I'll talk about Fairy like what they expect. I have to keep replying back that I am not allowed to take part on the public site. For one thing, talking about getting things off your chest, I agree with several fans who have DM'ed me past and present about this. That it's a bit lame treating Fairy's husband like 'upstaging superstar' just because the guy is a multimillionaire and that he is from a very wealthy and famous lineage. Nijinsky was a legend in ballet, then along came Nureyev who - as they say - 'dethroned' Nijinsky and went on to ultimate fame and legend. Literally worshipped by the ballet / dance industry. There has (and never will be) none like him ever. Held in extreme high esteem. As Pavlova told, on past pages on the site, he was/is destined to be the 'lord of dance' - to be Nureyev. He was 'groomed' by many wealthy (yes, among them royalty of the royal ballet - 'Sirs' - people knighted by England's Queen) who actually knew Nureyev, Nijinsky, even Freddie Mercury.
It does not give excuse to treat someone like that as if they are so impressive that Fairy gets upstaged and is treated like an underdog in comparison.
Treating Fairy like s/he 'pales in comparison' and s/he isn't impressive. As that fan expressed, treating Fairy like some nothingness that is suppose to be used to be wowwed and exault Pavlova. As if that is all s/he is, is nothing but a Freddie Mercury wannabe with no impressive 'lineage' and famous people stuff. Mr. Schumann, please try to get it to be agreed upon for me to take part in the public site as well as running the fan club site. Because I know what her fans expect of their star - their 'this day and age Freddie Mercury'.
From Jorge Schumann (Manager/PR for FM) - Okay. I'm walking on cautious grounds saying a lot of my reply to you, Geoff. As fans know, I am the one who receives and answers (if need be) any emails that are sent to the site. I remember oddly being asked if Pavlova has fans. I'll take my chances to reply. Many of them were Nureyev's fans from 'Rudy mania' days. Nureyev was the wealthiest celebrity and more famous than that overrated bores The Beatles. These things are true!! His closest friends were royalty. Snowdon and his wife the Countess of Snowdon (Queen Elizabeth II's sister) who was also the president of the Royal Ballet. Pavlova's fans became Fairy's fans once he met and married Fairy. THEN when you take into consideration many of the people who look at the website (and fan club) are these very 'important' people that surround Pavlova. Fairy has a lot to 'live up to' considering this is a person not of 'high society'. S/he has been accepted by many of them.
They are very in love. Inseparably so. I know it is completely out of the question, to Fairy, for Pavlova to ever not take part in helping to promote her. Don't even suggest it!! Her claws will come out and s/he will turn on you like a evil bitch queen! Personally, Geoff, I think you are what would be needed on the public site in contributing in helping to promote Fairy. You know, like you were doing with the Loyal Subjects online fanzine thing. As I mentioned, Fairy is down with flu. I am not going to bother her with any of this now. It would be insenstive. Although she may very well read what we're posting ... I believe it's just the simple fact of changing things a little. Nothing drastic.
Geoff Stafford (FM fan club president / avid FM fan): Mr. Schumann, run it by my beautiful glam rock queen who I worship and adore to the ends and back. I even have a wonderful suggestion. Me and Mr. Hastings teaming up to do the Behind The Scenes section.
From Jorge Schumann (Manager/PR for FM) - I like that idea of you and Greg teaming up to do the section. Again, you definately is what is needed the more I sit here and think it over. I am going to do my best to persuade Fairy.
