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Convincingly Freddie Mercury

  • Writer: Fairy Mercury
    Fairy Mercury
  • 2 days ago
  • 4 min read

Updated: a few seconds ago

Post New Year's Eve Message From Fairy

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Hello dears. I spent New Year's Day hung over and fucked so hard!!

I'm sorry for anyone who doesn't have fan club membership to my fan club site. They're missing A LOT! I danced as a Geisha with the delectable Rudy Pavlova during my performance of Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together) and loads of other exciting surprises. You can see it all on video, ONLY exclusively in the fan club site for fan club members only. The entire 1 1/2 hour concert I performed in Osaka (Japan) up to the New Year countdown.

My Japanese honies, you were truly wonderful!

I had so much fun and I will hate to leave Japan. But I will return during my spring/summer tour!! I got to meet many of you. I asked several a suggestion of the next blog title. I loved the marvellous idea of naming it 'Convincingly Freddie Mercury'. So shall it be. Then we will have the exciting 'Behind The Scenes' exclusive my manager/PR man briefly mentioned. More on that soon, dears. * pouts * We will be leaving Japan for England tomorrow. 

More, then, once we've arrived and get settled after our 4 weeks in Japan.

xx Fairy Mercury



Convincingly Rudolf Nureyev ...
Convincingly Rudolf Nureyev ...
Convincingly Freddie Mercury (of the 1970s)
Convincingly Freddie Mercury (of the 1970s)

Featured Video 

... for the obvious reasons. 

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 'Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together)' 

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The ever so elegant glam rock queen Fairy Mercury flawlessly performing the Japanese song of Queen. The video was created by Fairy and the Russian ballet danseur Pavlova, who appears along with live foot of Fairy throughout. Below is partial what Pavlova had to say about making of the video:

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The lovely part where she clenches gloved hand, I choreographed it to go along with her effeminate vocals singing '...though I hold the flower that touches you'. The song is beautiful. It reminds me of ballet. Disappointingly and surprisingly not written by her beloved idol Freddie Mercury (who adored Japan) but the guitarist. Footage of myself from one of my (less tragic) ballet productions, I add to part 'they'd say we're all fools, and we don't understand'. She was so very lovely becoming ... shy ... purring, 'where did you get that, Rudy darling?!'

The footage of her throughout, is breathtakingly effeminate and androgynous creature. The love of my life. Fairy being from India (as her idol) speaks Hindi and Japanese fluently. She effortlessly sang both English and Japanese lyrics with perfect Freddie Mercury emulated  'delicate vocals' - as Freddie's vocals were described as on the song. -- Pavlova

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You can read the full making of the video on pages: Pouncing And Pooving with continuation on Repertoire

​**Note: Be sure to unmute the volume! Bottom right music symbol on video.



Oh goodness, my dears, we've spent the past, at least, 5 weeks on my fan club site, it feels a bit strange posting to my public site. I'm not even sure what to post since we've been discussing so much of my time in Japan. So I suppose I'll start with this. Hilarious highlights.

My authorized buyer, Francis James Boyd, comparing himself to Rudy Pavlova and failing miserably. I wish I kept my manager/PR man's response to it. Second highlight, one of you, my dear fans, posting in the fan club: 'oh who cares! B-O-R-I-N-G! When are we going to hear from and about the queen of glam rock and the lord of dance? No one cares to reciprocate the imposter of that old gel's fake friendship of 'shares'

I mean, I laughed so hard over the comment!! Me and Rudy Pavlova being like ....


Seriously, you can't help but to sympathize. Because I can imagine how embarrassing and frustrating it would be to have that weird 'internet issue' of right twats thinking you're doing all that and the real you isn't. It would be so unbelievably awkward.

The other highlight was company ... this man saying to Rudy Pavlova, 'Well, Rudolf, I met the devil, twice as a matter of fact, and can't say I was impressed either time. So much for the element of surprise.' Then Rudy (who is so fucking sexy) breathes in his broken English Russian accent, 'Hell will never freeze over because there is no such thing, yes?' I mean, it was almost as if they were talking in code or something, because he noticed me in the room and said, 'we change subject, yes? We discuss lovely exotic creature who has graced us with her presence.' So we ended up discussing our time in Japan. Which I loved dearly! I can hardly wait to return on my spring/summer tour.


Killer Queen Fairy Mercury emulating Freddie Mercury stripping off Japanese kimono wearing satin knickers underneath during campy vaudeville song 'Big Spender'
Killer Queen Fairy Mercury emulating Freddie Mercury stripping off Japanese kimono wearing satin knickers underneath during campy vaudeville song 'Big Spender'

Then the final highlight, that cheeky sod manager/PR man of mine (Jorge Schumann) who I am on the verge of firing (not really) and his foolish 'Convincingly Rudolf Nureyev...' caption he put under the one photo. Oh yes, I noticed it, Jorge!! *wink, wink.


I shall leave you with this video, dears. Next time, we will be revealing details on the new feature 'Behind The Scenes'


Fairy Mercury's First Ever Self Produced Video!!

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The video consists of Fairy performing:

In The Lap Of The Gods (live, Dresden, Germany)

In The Lap Of The Gods ... Revisited (live, Berlin, Germany)

Bohemian Rhapsody

Somebody To Love

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You can read the making of the video on the page Don't Stop Me Now

 
 

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We are going to continue my public site. For one thing, we are paying a lot of for hosting a year along
with the domain name, etc. It would be a waste to let it just stand here inactive all due to an annoying
'internet issue' that is causing non-fans asses to be snooping into the things we are posting, uploading, etc.
to the site. MANY hurtful things have occurred due to that annoying, invasive problem, which has seriously 
caused me to become discouraged from continuing the public site. So I remain adamant about only posting once 
or twice a week. It will not be as active as it was in the past, due to unforgivable foolishness that has 
caused things to never be the same about me having my public site. My fan club site only contains fans. People
with a true, genuine interest in me and my talents as 'this day and age Freddie Mercury' - entertainer.

The atmosphere is always positive and focused. Whereas when you get meddling outsiders - anyone can
look at a 'public website', that's when you get unwanted stupidity. 

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Because gays aren't going to be treated like shitted on minority, if I can help it!! I personally am not going to be bullied offline like a shitted on minority about my public site all because some asshole straight fuckers can't do gay!!

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I had told my authorized buyer Mr. Francis James Boyd I would address this. I happily do so. Even my hubby
Rudolf Pavlova agreed to my doing so. This will be explained for a final time. There is this elderly woman
by the name of Mary Brandon. She is a long time fan of Freddie Mercury (1970s decade only him) since 1974.
She discovered me when I developed my online presence back in 2019 and instantly became a fan of me and my 
extreme likeness to Freddie of that time. Apparently, and unfortunately, she became victim of, I'm not
even sure what we would call it, so we just know it as 'the internet issue'. To quickly explain the annoying
tiresome bs, it appears that she is 'sending' 'sharing' or what have you all this stuff that is being done 
online by several of us to everyone and anyone out there in the world. All over the world. Businesses, etc.
She IS NOT doing this!! As a matter of fact, she hates phones and the internet and very rarely uses either. 
This problem appears to be making it seem as though she is 'sharing' buying activity that my authorized buyer
Francis Boyd is doing, makes it seems as though she's 'sharing' the things we are posting on my public site,
that she is sending emails, text messages, etc. out to everyone in the world.

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She IS NOT doing any of it!
People NEED to leave the woman alone! It appals me the things I was told, that she's shared with Francis Boyd, 
that has humiliatingly and invasively happened to her, all due to the cruelty of asses thinking she's 
sending/sharing these things. Pervy straight men (the woman is like us, of the LGBTQA community) she hates 
straight men with a passion (she is heterophobic - a hater of straight people). She's had perverts twisting and
warping things thinking she's flirting with them, etc. She is so offended and repulsed by it because she for
real hates straight men. A remark she had made in the past, I applaud her for making, 'I hate straight pricks
and the way they automatically think all cunts are into them. They're so damn homophobic, they never consider
you might be gay. Then the nauseating 'god's gift to cunts' freaks act like they're so offended when they find
out you're not into dick.' Her exact words to Francis Boyd (taken from an email). What's sickening, is that when
she was younger, she was raped by some ass who told her, 'I'll teach you to be with a man' before brutally
raping her, just because the freak couldn't accept she was not into men. She never has been. She has identified
as being asexual since age 12 (or whatever age it is, one acquires sexual desires).

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With all that explained, this needs to be got straight before we even continue with my public site. Yeah, that
woman made a sorry mistake to use that damn being snooped into 'internet issue' to defend me. That is where 
she went horribly wrong!! But now she is done doing that and for good. I never wanted her to. Myself and several
of my entourage kept trying to tell her to quit doing it. She learned it the hard way. We just assume ignore bs.
What needs to be got straight is that she IS NOT a part of my website. She will not be appearing on it or anything
like that! NOTHING is being 'sent' 'shared' what have you from her!! She wants EVERYONE to leave her alone about
the internet which includes and not limited to: my website fairymercury.com, emails, buying activity, etc, etc. 


Because NONE of that is coming from her!! All we can figure out, why it SEEMS TO BE coming from her, is that some
cruel hateful entity has taken upon itself to 'spoof', 'hack' or whatever one wishes to call it her and making it
SEEM as though everything we're doing on my site, everything Francis Boyd is purchasing, emails, ANYTHING internet
is being done and sent out to all the 'stalkers of the world' from her. Leave the poor elderly woman out of it because
believe you me, that woman is NOT doing any of it, and she is not anyone's 'friend' or trying to be 'friends' 
sharing/sending things!!! For one thing, anyone who approaches her with any of their stalking foolishness, past or present, 
I am surprised the asses don't feel humiliated (like the awkward asses they apparently are) trying to have letting their
threatening predatory behaviour stalking be known through conversations with her. Save yourselves the awkward embarrassment, creeps, and learn to respect people when they say block that damn issue and leave people alone!! She doesn't want to be bothered by shit that she isn't a part of (internet issue) and wants no part of it. I don't want straight asses snooping about on my website, and I don't want asses thinking that woman is a part of my site!!! She's just a fan who wants to be left alone and that's that!! I wish to pause her to say hello to her friend Erica. 

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Once again, if anyone who honestly fucking cares, can offer up any solution on how we can stop the invasive annoying 
shit from happening, please reach out to us! All you need to do is click one of the contact links on my site and compose
an email. Have some decency for once!! Because it isn't fair to me, that woman, Francis Boyd or anyone else!! 
I for one, being an entertainer, am not going to feel as though I have to leave my public site sit inactive all due to the 
annoying stupidity I have explained here!! It's not fair to my fans or even prospective fans I could be adding to my fan base
through finding out about me through my public site and joining my paid membership fan club! I am NOT going to be limited all due to that stupidity! In ending this, and everything said in it better have been got straight once and for all!! 
What I have decided to do is only post to my public site during weekends. As in the past, when I tried doing this, is that
through observation, we have noticed the majority of the annoying stalking stupidity comes from businesses ... Since the 
majority of them do not operate over the weekend ... and besides, 'entertainment' is usually a reserved for weekends thing,
it would only make sense. 

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All the best, Fairy Killer fucking Queen Mercury

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Excerpt from book on Queen.
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