Debauchery
- Fairy Mercury
- Sep 22
- 14 min read
Updated: Oct 23
My precious fans, after excitedly learning what type of grand piano Freddie played. The Bechstein, which Rudy Pavlova now plans to buy one for me. I have decided to title this blog post Debauchery. It is hilarious how I found out and why this title. In the liner notes of Queen's A Night At The Opera, where it lists the band and the instruments they are playing on the album, next to Freddie's name is so campy!!!
It reads: Freddie Mercury, vocals, vocals, Bechstein Debauchery, and more vocals
Debauchery defined: Extreme indulgence in bodily pleasures and especially sexual pleasures.
So me and so Freddie!!!
More soon, my precious fans.

The conversation went as follows:
Another One Bites The Dust
​Loyal Subjects, are you ready to be spoiled with yet another video?
Details are emerging that the usually ever so elegant Fairy Mercury goes dark as she
drapes herself in replicated 'black queen' black satin catsuit, Freddie Mercury look, as
the love of her life, the ballet bad boy Rudolf Pavlova, theatrically goes on a murderous rampage against every idiot whom they dislike, who has wronged his glam rock queen, upset, or pissed them off!
From the divine lush creature's lilting glossed lips, 'this is another song written by the band's bassist. Of course, it's not Freddie's style. It's too rough. Freddie was a 'delicate' romantic. Like me. During Hyde Park, s/he cryptically mentions 'delicate ones' during one moment when speaking to the audience.
Obviously, in reference to having been called effeminate. Anyway, this video will be a little different. Bizarre. Rudy Pavlova told me there would be no way, without being ridiculous, one could dance ballet to a song like that. So I told him, why not do something theatrical? I'll be the evil black queen.'​​
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My precious fans, we'll be starting a new blog post soon. The recent one has become too long.Â
A little bit of camp for you.
Rudy went to look for a sword prop at the theatre, and I told him 'it needs to be a gun, darling. You're not being a theatrical ballet prince in this one. Whoever the hell 'Steve' is, is toting a gun in the song' (rolls eye lined eyes) I'd rather still be singing about whoever the hell is 'Sammy'! xx Fairy
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Pavlova (ballet danseur) - We move this dialogue to new post, femmka. I tell my femmka,
I get to 'play out' roles of commoners of which I have no idea about. She is very campy.
I think it's funny. She comes up with idea of doing song to spite the ridden of 'haters' and those we dislike.
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Fairy Mercury: Rudy darling, the song is the perfect example of 'they were no longer regal and majestic' that was said about the weird turn of direction they headed in after the 1976 Hyde Park concert. I seriously do not like Freddie after 1977. Although the song was not written by Freddie (but, as I said, that bassist) it's so negative and such a distasteful turn from 'regal and majestic'. I love Freddie's songs/lyrics.
Romantic ballads or regal and fairytale like or camp/ragtime/vaudeville. 'Airy-fairy' as s/he called them. 'Flick Of The Wrist' was the closest Freddie came to writing something 'angry'.
S/he wrote it to vent feelings towards Trident Studio. Queen's first record label, who screwed them over. But even 'her' anger was so effeminate. 'Blow him a kiss, and you're mad' (from 'Flick Of The Wrist')

Fan club members are very familiar with Geoff Stafford (fan club president). His longtime partner (spouse) Clive spoke out, 'fans just aren't feeling it! Our glam rock queen and her dashing prince, scrap the idea!! Why be negative and give any more attention to negative idiots?! Seems so not like Fairy. After reading what she wrote about Freddie's lyrics/songs, it's too obvious she's not into the ridiculously negative idea after all.'
So, Loyal Subjects, the 'FAIRY...tale couple' agreed and the whole thing has been scrapped.
Back to focused positivity.

Hello dears. I made the above gif from footage off my new video 'Spread Your Wings'.
Who, besides me, got fucked hard over the weekend? I mean, I don't know what happened at the end of the post, The Show Must Go On ... Mmm, wouldn't you like to know what became of all that, speaking of debauchery defined ... Apparently, some sexy Russian boy was hard up over some tart and was getting it all out. HA! I deliberately added in the gif the frame I was teasing Rudy about. Him looking like he's simulating sex. Apparently, that dance he was doing is supposed to actually be 'erotic'.
I thought it was so campy and adorable what was written next to my beloved idol Freddie Mercury in the liner notes of that album. When I looked up exactly what does debauchery mean, I thought I definitely need to use that for the title of my next blog post!! More soon.
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Ah, she is so very lovely when she laughs. She laughs so hard to tears when I tell her, 'hardly a boy Russian was most likely drunk on voddie. What Freddie knew vodka as. Being, how they say? What is peasant talk for it? 'horny', yes? for that lovely exotic tart.' This 'divine lush creature' wishes for me to speak Russian to her as we have sex.
Although she does not understand. These two I say much, I have told her in English what they say in Russian: Ty mne nuzhen and YA khochu tebya


Satin Queen And Lord Of Leather
Up next. We explore the 'FAIRY...tale couple's' extreme, eerie likeness to legends Nureyev and Freddie Mercury. Their captivating talents, fashion, sexuality and much more!
About the video:
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In the words of Russian ballet danseur Pavlova: The video, as was explained to fans, consists of selected footage and snippets of performances of Fairy's Phoenix Reborn tour. First leg of tour, which was throughout Europe. Vienna, France, Germany.
The song we selected from sound board are:
Killer Queen
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
 Flick Of The Wrist
You're My Best Friend
Doing All Right
Bohemian Rhapsody
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** Watch through credits, until video completely ends.
Page the video appears on, including making of the video: Vainest Creature
We have arrived in Vienna. Hopefully, the issues we were having with the site has been sorted. As I started to say before that happened, we're not about mean, angry, rough, tough idiot straight men 'macho' crap. Rudy and I are much like Freddie and Nureyev. Romantics.
We're into romance, humour and all things positive, attractive behaviours. Sexual ...
We'll be on very soon. We need to get settled in first and all that. All the best, Fairy


'I am a romantic kind of dancer' - Rudolf Nureyev

Hello dears. It seems like we've been at this forever!! Trying to get this post up and going. Well, the time has come ... As you know, I am in Vienna with Rudy, at his Vienna estate.
Since we will be here for a month, perhaps more, I brought my cats ... This has been so very interesting. Rudy never 'lives with' my cats. They're only at my London home. I have never brought them to his Cambridge estate. I mean, it is so adorable that nickname he has called them. Shalosti (Russian for mischiefs). I took this photo and made it into vintage photo look.
More soon ....

Here are new photos for you to look at, my precious fans. Being a bit slow going on about the end of The Show Must Go On post. Me being a half naked tart in effeminate Freddie take on the male ballet leotard and the delectable Rudy Pavlova in what the male ballet leotard actually looks like. Mmm, those muscles in his arms ...
Enjoying our romantic time here in Vienna. More soon. Including what I started to post about, about my cats ... Fairy xx



Here, Kitty, Kitty!!
A quick lead-in for the upcoming post. As fans know, the 'FAIRY...tale couple' are in Vienna.
A few years ago, Fairy had found a stray cat on the Pavlova estate there (it was documented on the page ... The Fairy Tale Couple ...) The glam rock Killer Queen had named the cat Minkus after the Austrian composer who immigrated to Russia, and many of his music scores have been used in popular ballets.
Minkus stages a disappearance and things become very hilarious (Pavlova) and campy (Fairy). This will be told on behalf of Ron Craster who is Pavlova's valet, he is also stage director for Haze Theatre and Fairy's concerts.

(Note: 'shalosti' is Russian for mischiefs)
Pavlova opens one of many doors leading outside in the room. One of Fairy’s black cats quickly slips out. Fairy goes into hysterics, gasping, ‘Rudy, Minkus has gotten out!!’ Pavlova breathes, ‘you call cat. He knows your voice, femmka.’
The shy glam rock queen, stepping outside, purrs in her whispery sibilant purr (much like Freddie Mercury’s voice was often described), ‘Minkus! Where are you, darling?!’ barely audible. Pavlova exchanges a glance at me and breathes, ‘Well, then, I am sure cat has heard and will come.’ Tears fill the dark liquid brown eyes as the slender exotic androgynous Indian beauty tearfully purrs, ‘Oh Rudy! Minkus has run off! He won’t come back!’
Pavlova has to be the prince, Fairy’s prince! He breathes, taking hold of her sitting her on a chair, inside, near the door, ‘you sit, baby, I find shalosti Minkus. No worries.’ The theatrical ballet prince leaps off, making a theatrical display of it, calling out, ‘Myaow! Here, kitty, kitty! Where are you, shalosti Minkus?!’ The cat Pavlova had gotten from Russia for the glam rock Killer Queen, who she named 'Myaow', thinks he is calling for it and curiously eyes Pavlova. Fairy quietly giggles over it, dark eye lined eyes gazing off watching the athletic ballet danseur. The other cats gather in the area curiously eyeing the open door leading outdoors. The ‘Killer Queen’ scoldingly purrs, ‘don’t you go out there! Minkus is being naughty!'

Pavlova having no luck finding the cat, returns to the doorway trying to reassure the love of his life, ‘Maybe cat is exploring .. uh .. (struggles for English phrasing and settles on) old grounds.’
I correct him with the usual phrasing, ‘old stomping grounds’ He gives me a haughty look and breathes, ‘That’s what I say. Stepping grounds.’ Fairy grins and gives me a look as if to say, ‘don’t correct him, it’s adorable’ One of the cats leaps up onto her lap, and she pets it purring, ‘please find him, Rudy darling.’

Pavlova stands there in deep thought, obviously contemplating what to do next. His blue/grey eyes look over the gathered cats, then he breathes, ‘I count five cats. You get extra cats, femmka? I thought you have five cats. Why there five cats, when there should be only four, eef one ees missing.’ Fairy looks down at the cats, then the one on her lap. Snatching the one on her lap up and stands, she gaspily purrs, ‘Minkus!! You naughty boy!! Here you’ve been all this time!!’ and wildly laughs, black nails left hand cuffing (spanking) the cats hind leg. Pavlova claps his hands, applauding, laughingly saying, ‘Minkus does disappearing act, then reappears, Bravo! See, femmka? Thees ees why I call cats of yours shalosti.’ Fairy hugs Minkus to her, gazing at Pavlova whispery sibilant purring purring, ‘it’s adorable, Rudy.’
Hello, dears. Sorry for the prolonged silence, although it's only been 1 whole day. HA!
I don't know who that sexy Russian boy and his silly tart with the silly cats are, but I am glad all of you were amused by that being shared with you.
I am also glad to hear you are enjoying the three new photos I had shared with you the last time I had posted.
We'll be on soon. Maybe to discuss that silly cat incident... I have a little treat for all of you. A new video is in the process. Isn't that grand, dears?! More about that soon. Fairy xx

My new favourite photo (below) ... I might tell about it. Next time. 🥰💞

Francis James Boyd: I hate to be a bore, but I wanted to quickly post this, myself and the marketing team carefully selected those two particular sites. I'm glad to hear the results are being positive. As I said, shape up, or ship out. I found that one impressive that they search AI. I have exciting news to tell, I located a Bechstein grand piano for you through one of my auction contacts. I'm sure your 'prince' will (or possibly already has) surprised you with the news about it. Please do tell about your 'new favourite photo', your fans have been carrying on about it and the other two new ones you shared with them.
The past few days we spent making arrangement to get my new Bechstien grand piano shipped to my Londom home. Naturally, by the name, it was made in Germany. The one auction broker (also my authorized buyer) Francis Boyd found, was from a contact in Germany. So, it was like shipping a boat to England!! We've been so very busy, dears!
Finally, we've found time to post. My latest fave photo. Rudy is looking at his computer.
I was laughing over a suggestion we had come up with about my new video ... AHHH!!
Who's excited to see another new video?
Pavlova (ballet danseur) - As for what my femmka posts about piano. We now leave Vienna back to England tomorrow. The cats ... they are Bohemian way of life, just as she is!! I wake with one laying on my chest, staring at me as I sleep!! I slowly reach over waking Fairy and tell her why is cat there?! What does it want?! She laughs, purring, 'that's Mikado. You know, Japanese emperor.' I tell her, 'well, I don't want to be ruled by Japanese emperor, get it off me, baby!' She laughingly purrs, 'Whaaat?!' snatches cat and gets off bed.
I sit up and watch this Bohemian way of life creature. She slinks off to vanity and perches at it, sitting the cat on the vanity! Then she proceeds brushing her lovely long midnight black hair. It was funny! The emperor reaches out it paw, claws extended, as if trying to help her brush hair and it's claws tangle in her hair!

Glam rock Killer Queen Fairy Mercury in shimmering silver velvet jacket with black nails left hand only (Freddie Mercury trademark look) looking knackered but functioning

Fairy Mercury - He behaves as if my little pussy cats are some big ferocious tigers from India. HA! I mean, Rudy darling, what was your theatrical princely mind thinking? That Mikado was going to attack you and have you for dinner? Really?! Aww, it was adorable, wasn't it, dears? Ron Craster's 'write-up' about the missing Minkus...
Pavlova (ballet danseur)Â - You are used to these, I am not. I wake, startled, to find this cat laying on my chest staring at me. How I not know it might attack. My lovely enticing femmka, what I do with you, huh? We've been together over 3 years and I still not understand your way of life. Will I ever? I wonder. Do I even wish to? Not really. It is an exciting forbidden mystery.
Fairy Mercury - My dears, you probably wonder why we went off here so abruptly. I read what he posted and I ... purred ... 'you're such a fucking prince, Rudy! The only feline around here you need to worry about attacking you is me.' And I did just that, I 'attacked' him ...
Mmm, wouldn't you just like to know the naughtiness I did?? ... Maybe later, huh? ... xx
The Inseparable Duo
Fairy Mercury manager and PR Jorge Schumann sits down with the glam rock Killer Queen and
viVid Photo Studio's Greg Hastings for an exclusive interview.​ What is is really like to photograph the 1970s decade Freddie Mercury lookalike Fairy, putting together Fairy's 'Freddie Mercury image' with the help of the very creativeHaze Theatre costume department, when they met, dreams and future plans for the glam rock queen.
Speaking of 'loyal subjects', Mr. Greg Hastings would definitely define that. He has been with Fairy since the start of her ascent to successful entertainer.
In this upcoming exclusive interview, the glam rock Killer Queen Fairy Mercury and Greg Hastings will answer fans' questions.
Fairy isn't well, we have been asked to do this without her. I'm going to say this much, 'stalkers' better quit stalking! Or we're taking the site down for good!! If you're told to fuck off, do it!! We're tired of meddling asses thinking they're the audience and hurting her feelings! Sexually depraved weirdos getting they're horny creepy jollies over relationships and sexual things and can't be impressed by Fairy's talents! Non-fans haters coming for everyone but the star who this site is about.
Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: Jorge, we're not going to keep contacting the attention seeking 'hot and bothered' horny cunty freaks who can't quit their bs, even after being told to stop. Woo hoo!! Freebie 'traffic'. Acting like a daft idiot STILL at it even after PayPal forced refunded payment. Defines 'troll'. Obsessed crazy stalker. We took analytics off the site because we're not going to be made pissed off and upset by crazies. Everyone still often wonders if the fuckers are ever sorry and if they're so damn daft they can't realize their instigating and it's all because of them. They don't seem to have a guilty conscious whatsoever, the shit they create. Whatever! Moving on now.
I'll do this in a one man show way, Jorge, I don't need your help. Give me a few moments.
As FANS know (if you're not a fan of FAIRY - FUCK OFF OUT OF THIS!!) a few years ago,
I told how I met the exotic androgynous creature known as Fairy Mercury. You can read it on the courtiers page. Who inspired me to become a photographer was Mick Rock. The famed glam rock photographer of the '70s. Known for photographing Bowie and Queen. With that said, I was on the Tube (popular London subway) and I remember seeing this androgynous exotic creature who stands out in a crowd - dark dramatic looks. The midnight black hair, makeup, the whole works. I was captivated and I couldn't believe my eyes. Naturally, my first thoughts were, 'man! This person looks identical to Freddie off Queen II and Sheer Heart Attack!!' (Both album covers shot by Mick Rock).
(btw, to stop this and act and furthermore - one fan posting, 'asshole cunts and what's with the lame af lusting after muscle bound big dicks ... Cunts don't belong around here! Awkward about gays. It's like stay jealous at lovely effeminate 'queen' type gays. WE LOVE YOU OUR EFFEMINATE ANDROGYNOUS QUEEN FAIRY!! Go take your awkward straight people sex depraved snoopy selves and sod off - for good!')
Any way ... I got off as 'she' did and wanted to approach, but I kept thinking, now that would be a bit awkward considering I'm a complete stranger. Well, oddly enough, a few days later, on the Tube, there the stands out in a crowd Freddie Mercury lookalike (should I say, incarnate) androgynous creature was again. I decided this time, to speak to the exotic creature. We got off and I approached. All that, again, you can read the details of on
Fairy's Courtiers page. What was funny, is that she had told me that she noticed me staring at her, both times, on the Tube. She put it down to, people do because of her noticable 'unusual' appearance. Obviously effeminate gay, etc. Probably doing double takes over how she is so Freddie Mercury of 1970s era.
We got to know one another and devised a plan (this was in 2018, btw). Those idiots affiliated with Queen were promoting an upcoming film. In late 2018 was when it was to be released. Perfect time to make the move. Freddie being relevant, etc. The cabaret ass that was her manager had told Fairy, if she wanted to be a successful entertainer in this day and age of the internet, she would have to create an online presence. I sat to work photographing her (because you need photos for a website, for one thing, HA!). I get asked A LOT what is it like to photograph Fairy. It's not easy. She likes to tease. Very campy and very sexual.
I would be here for a long time telling story after story about photographing Fairy. You would have to actually be there. I might, one day, have it filmed. A photo session.
It's - sad - I guess is the word for it, since 2018, Fairy has seen many people come and go. Managers, costume designer, etc. but I have always been ... loyal ... from start to finish. (man, I hope there never is a finish when it comes to Fairy) I will forever (literally) remain her personal photographer. Her Mick Rock ...

How's that for a theatrical presentation, 'Loyal Subjects'. Sorry Fairy couldn't participate.
Cheers! Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio
Jorge Schumann (PR/Manager to FM): LOL, Greg, your cocky attitude quick one man show actually blew up the comments section on the fan club site. Disappointed (was to be expected) the glam rock Killer Queen couldn't participate. So you're not going to do the Q&A? Selected fan comment: 'I'm wiping tears over how Mr. Hastings ended his 'quickie'. LOL! Film of Fairy photo session, please!!! Already obsessed by the idea!'
Greg Hastings | viVid Photo Studio: Sorry, no. Not without Fairy, she's the star. Humbly, thank you for the comments, Loyal Subjects.

Excerpt From viVid Photo Studio's Greg Hastings Profile On Fairy's Courtiers Page:
I approached and said, ‘Hello, I know we don’t know each other, but I am a photographer. Has anyone ever told you how you are thee splitting image of Freddie Mercury of the 1970s?’ Fairy laughed with that toss of her long midnight black hair bit she does, and her Persian sibilant purr replied, ‘yes, darling, I get it all the time. Freddie is my idol. I’m an inspiring music star. My aspirations are to be the next 1970s Freddie Mercury. You’re a photographer? How grand! Like Mick Rock? Could you photograph me? I mean, every star needs a photographer, right?’
I laughed saying, ‘you even have the trademark black varnish on left hand nails and everything. It really is remarkable how identical you are to ‘70s Freddie. Mick Rock happens to be one of my major influences. I’d be honoured to photograph you – we can be the next Mick Rock photographing ‘70s Freddie Mercury.’




