Androgynous Fairy

Hello dears. I received wonderful news last night. My Cardiff show has completely sold out!

I want to thank all of you for giving my Messenger Of The Gods tour already a lovely start.

I have much to tell. First, the explanation why I changed the start venue/location. I want to play Vienna in June (my birth month and month I was married). Why did I choose Cardiff?

As many of you know (you wouldn't be fans if you didn't...) my mock-up Queen band guitarist John Price originates from Cardiff here in our beloved England. So I thought I'd give him a little love and attention (I said attention, NOT affection). I mean, look at that sweet face. HA!

In all seriousness, he does such a mahhhhvelous job at playing guitar for me.

As for my new video, I scrapped that. I know I said the entire thing was to be released the opening date of my tour. A new video will be worked on. Details TBD.

This quote by my beloved idol is so me ....

As you know, my precious fans, I started rehearsals for the first ever date of my

spring/summer tour. Ahhhh!! I am so excited. Rudy Pavlova will be joining me on tour.

As was reported the other day, I had a bit of a melancholic episode and decided not to allow him and his Haze Theatre troupe be supporting act and I also attempted to cancel my entire tour. Well, all that has changed, dears. I will tour as planned. Rehearsals went well, except Rudy .... oh my god! This was too hilarious!! He thought I had said I wanted to stretch his balls. I will post about it soon. At the moment I am dreadfully busy and just wanted to quickly tell all of you my change of plans.

One thing I don't like about this blog bit is that you can't post photos side by side as we were able to on my website pages. Oh, well. Besides that, it's nice, I guess. xx Fairy

'There's spring in the air once again'

(from Queen's 'The Millionaire Waltz' - written by Freddie Mercury, of course)

'The Millionaire Waltz', 'It's Late' with partial 'We Are The Champions'

Best described by Ron Craster (Russian ballet danseur Pavlova's valet, also stage director for Haze Theatre and Fairy's 'Flight Of The Fairy ... Revisited' tour) - Choreographed by Pavlova.

Fairy performing 'The Millionaire Waltz', 'It's Late' with partial 'We Are The Champions' on the credits. The glam rock queen's adoring fans, please take note of the perfect timing of some of it that Pavlova did with the choreograph. As always, read the captions and credits because there's a bit of camp and a special message from Fairy.

Page the video appears on: Regal And Majestic

Up next: Fairy 'stretches' Pavlova's balls? WTF?! Also, new Fairy Mercury 'generated' article which is completely spot on, well, almost.

Pavlova (ballet danseur) - It is after 5pm now here in UK. We wrapped up another gruelling day of rehearsals for my femmka, your star, Fairy's opening night of Messenger Of The Gods 2025 spring/summer tour, which begins this weekend (Friday and Saturday). As she posted, we are very busy!! Much goes into tour production. Along with trying to incorporate

ballet into rock concert. I tell Fairy I will quickly post to you, her adoring fans.

I am curious as to what unruly campy queen will have to post about 'stretching' balls. It was funny. She has sibilant (lispy hiss) purr (as her idol did...) and I misunderstood something she said, and it became very campy. We will try to be on tomorrow. Again, fans must realize how very busy and much goes into 'putting together' concert. Meanwhile, enjoy these, yes?

Here, femmka, I show you how to post photos side by side on blog. I suppose I will be called your 'perfect prince' now. This I enjoy...

Up next: Still waiting on this, which we're all positively sure it will be well worth the wait: Fairy 'stretches' Pavlova's balls? WTF?! Also, new Fairy Mercury 'generated' article which is completely spot on, well, almost.

In addition! New photo (taken by Pavlova) of the glam rock Killer Queen at rehearsals for her opening tour dates in Cardiff. And a new photo of the multimillionaire lord of dance Pavlova taken by the divine lush creature none other than Fairy Mercury.

Featured fan club comment (left by fan in Germany... which is where I, Jorge Schumann, originates from - Dresden to be exact. Fairy wanted me to post it because we thought it

was funny) -

'Herr Schumann's 'running commentary' - PR efforts, publicising or whatever the entertainment jargon has it, is hilarious! Such as the recent: "Fairy 'stretches' Pavlova's balls? WTF?!" He's good at what he does, because he makes you want to 'stay tuned'.

I see why he came highly recommended doing PR for our glam rock queen Fräulein Fairy by Lord Pavlova himself. Can hardly wait for Fairy to come to Germany! So glad the tour isn't cancelled after all.'

** To further the reply to you, fan, her first words to me when I was introduced to the ever so elegant Fairy Mercury as PR manager: 'Never make me boring' (which eerily come to find out, is something Freddie Mercury had once said).

Thank you for your fandom of Fairy and Pavlova.

'Teo Torriatte (Let Us Cling Together)'

The ever so elegant glam rock queen Fairy Mercury flawlessly performing the Japanese song

of Queen. The video was created by Fairy and the Russian ballet danseur Pavlova, who appears along with live foot of Fairy throughout. Below is partial what Pavlova had to say about making of the video:

The lovely part where she clenches gloved hand, I choreographed it to go along with her effeminate vocals singing '...though I hold the flower that touches you'. The song is beautiful. It reminds me of ballet. Disappointingly and surprisingly not written by her beloved idol Freddie Mercury (who adored Japan) but the guitarist. Footage of myself from one of my (less tragic) ballet productions, I add to part 'they'd say we're all fools, and we don't understand'. She was so very lovely becoming ... shy ... purring, 'where did you get that, Rudy darling?!'

The footage of her throughout, is breathtakingly effeminate and androgynous creature. The love of my life. Fairy being from India (as her idol) speaks Hindi and Japanese fluently. She effortlessly sang both English and Japanese lyrics with perfect Freddie Mercury emulated vocals.

You can read the full making of the video on page: Pouncing And Pooving with continuation on Repertoire

The above video (description taken from Videos page) is what fans can expect to see on Fairy's Messenger Of The Gods tour. It includes Pavlova with his Haze theatre troupe towards the end and breathtaking variety of concert footage of Fairy (from last year's Phoenix Reborn tour). The Freddie Mercury incarnate vocals of Fairy and piano playing is beyond words!

How are you, dears? As Rudy posted yesterday, we are so busy! I vowed I would take time out of rehearsals to post today. OMG!! Tomorrow is the first performance of my

spring/summer tour! How grand is that?! Right. About that silly stretching balls bit. I asked my delectable prince if he was aware of those STRESS balls. I mean, really?! (rolls eye lined eyes) I can't help it, I pronounce it streth. Hissss. HA! He said to me, 'What?! You want to stretch my balls?! Why you wish to do this, femmka?' I laughed so hard!! I replied, correction, purred ... 'mmm, I want to knead your balls, Rudy darling.' He breathed, 'well, then, shall we?' with a princely gesture, obviously motioning for us to get to the nearest bedroom. Then it rrrreally got sexual! I tried to explain stress balls to him. I purred, 'they're these balls that you fondle.' I couldn't believe I used the word 'fondle', which really set my mind, ahem, elsewhere.

I had to leave the room!! I lingered outside it when I heard him breathe to his valet, 'why she leave? What ees thees my femmka speaks of? Was eet sexual, no? Have I offended her? Why she leave?!' I could hear his valet obviously getting on (computer device, probably laptop) saying, 'Hardly. I think she was embarrassed because you misinterpreted what she was trying to tell you as sexual. Let me show you.' Most likely showing him what stress balls are. Rudy's only reply, 'I'd rather eet be what I meestook she say.' Then I thought back on what I had said. I mean, what a tart 'kneading balls'!! Really?!

Anyway ... That article will have to come later. Apparently, I have an album titled Reborn.

I can hardly wait for you to hear about it, dears! It really is funny. For those of you luvies who will be at the two opening nights of my Messenger Of The Gods tour this weekend, I want to thank you all in advance for buying tickets to come out and see me and your fandom.

Rock me hard, I'll rock you even harder!

Me onstage in Japanese silk kimono Freddie Mercury look.

(Rudy darling, what you managed with side by side photos only works with two photos of the same size. **pouts)

Freddie Mercury Reborn

While the glam rock Killer Queen readies for the opening two (sold out) nights of her Messenger Of The Gods tour (tomorrow and Sat. are the big days, Loyal Subjects! Get ready for some rock 'n roll mixed with grand ballet).

Up Next: The outcome of the concerts along with, Reborn album and hit song?

'Remember Me'. Seriously, what type of misleading tripe is this?!

We are so loving these excerpts from the article tough:

If you are a fan of the legendary rock band Queen, you must have heard about Fairy Mercury, the mysterious and enchanting musician who is said to be the reincarnation of the band’s iconic frontman, Freddie Mercury ... is a clear reference to the singer’s claim of being the reincarnation of Freddie Mercury ... Fairy Mercury also puts own unique spin on classic Queen songs, breathing new life into timeless hits like “Bohemian Rhapsody” and “We Will Rock You.” ... homage to Freddie Mercury’s incredible vocal range and showmanship while adding own fresh interpretation to the songs.

The Profiles Of A Glam Rock 'Queen' and Ballet Prince

Pavlova (ballet danseur) - Fairy, I am sorry to hear side by side photos do not work afterall. Oh well. What you do with 'zig-zag' layout is appealing. Different. Leaves room for caption, as you did with lovely kimono photo of you. Jorge, you should use header: 'AI Tripe'

I can not wait for Fairy and I to discuss foolish article. Obviously done with AI. She gave 'Fairy Mercury, Freddie Mercury Reborn' as the keywords and it did just what you write, 'misleading'. Although we truly loved the excerpts you post from it. We will use the excerpts for an article of our own.

~~ Fairy Mercury ~~ Let me start the discussion, Rudy darling, then we will finish it next time we post. After my concerts. The foolish article, my precious fans, had me as supposedly having an album titled Reborn and a hit song off it titled 'Remember Me' which was supposedly written by me in memory of Freddie. As my PR man wrote 'misleading tripe'.

Imagine someone seeing that article and thinking I for real have so-called album and trying to buy it. In all seriousness, the parts of the article we posted excerpts from are so honest and not misleading about me. More on it later.

I especially liked these parts:

Fairy Mercury, the mysterious and enchanting musician who is said to be the reincarnation of the band’s iconic frontman, Freddie Mercury ... is a clear reference to the singer’s claim of being the reincarnation of Freddie Mercury

From Jorge Schumann -- I have an idea, Fairy queen, if you'll allow me to do it. Are you familiar with Chat GPT and Claude.ai? Let me put those excerpts we liked out of it in one of those selecting the 'voice' as professional and/or journalistic and see what it gives me. It would be an excellent (hopefully) accurate approach at genuine article content. We can hire a 'journalist'. Unless you have me do it since I am public relations. That way it would be controlled by us and some leave it up to fuck-ups nonsense.

What you can expect to see on Fairy Mercury's 2025 Messenger Of The Gods tour

To Be Continued On New Post: Freddie Mercury Reborn