slide your enormous fucking cock in my wet lips (very campy and overly sexual) you don’t even need lubricant

I mean, how obsessive the 'lubricant' thing?! Russian over his latest attempt to try to embarrass me before my femmka's adoring fans with (ahem) lubricant

I make vulgar joke, 'well then, I suppose we don't need lubricant' referring to the ... lip gloss.

Only crude thoughts that would be deserving of a slap in the face such as … ‘lubricant’ crude jokes.