slide your enormous fucking cock in my wet lips (very campy and overly sexual) you don’t even need lubricant

I mean, how obsessive the 'lubricant' thing?! Russian over his latest attempt to try to embarrass me before my femmka's adoring fans with (ahem) lubricant

You know, such as makeup, satin knickers, hair brush, hand mirror and yes, naughty things such as lubricant

I make vulgar joke, 'well then, I suppose we don't need lubricant' referring to the ... lip gloss.

Only crude thoughts that would be deserving of a slap in the face such as … ‘lubricant’ crude jokes.